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Cimil Yum, ex-goddesss of the Underworld (https://www.facebook.com/cimil.yum)
Describe the “perfect” hero for you.
My perfect hero can disco dance, likes to ride bulls, is an expert Hula Hooper, and is a fearless garage sale hunter. He enjoys long walks through dark, evil jungles, and doesn’t feel threatened by clowns. Or bugs. Or my pony. Or unicorn. He has tons of dough and a good lawyer because I always seem to end up in jail—something having to do with my lack of respect for human laws. Oh, hell. Any laws.
Finally, I like my men super young. Say, two-thousand years old. Delish!
What are some of your favorite pastimes? Do you have any hobbies or collections?
I really enjoying collecting souls. Evil souls. I am told I have the largest collection in all the lands. The best part is when I make them dance to the Hokey Pokey. Oooh, yes. Good times. Good times.
What has been your biggest adventure to date?
Oh. I cannot tell you. Wouldn’t want to spoil the surprise ending. But I promise, this one is a doosy.
If your fairy godmother waved her wand and whisked you away to the location of your choice, which place would you choose, and why?
What? Someone let that bitch out of prison? If that’s the case, then I’d like her jail cell. Must hide…
When it comes to food, are you the adventurous type who will try anything once, or do you prefer to stick to tried and true foods and recipes?
When it comes to food, I’ll try anything. ANYTHING. I once ate a very large Maaskab priest. He was a bit chewy.
What is the one modern convenience that you cannot do without?
Well, I simply love spying on people. So without a doubt, my satellite. I’m watching you right now… (Muahahaha)
How do you describe yourself?
Bat shit crazy. Except on Sundays. Then I’m…monkey balls crazy!
How would your family and friends describe you?
Just bat shit crazy.
What is your favorite comfort food?
Monkey balls. But only on Sundays.
What is your favorite season?
Crab season, of course!
What do you love about it?
Catching fisherman. And crabs. But I don’t like catching fisherman with crabs. That’s just plain nasty.
Mimi Jean Pamfiloff’s New York Times and USA Today bestselling Accidentally Yours series (ACCIDENTALLY IN LOVE WITH…A GOD?, ACCIDENTALLY MARRID TO…A VAMPIRE?, SUN GOD SEEKS…SURROGATE?) will be available March 5 and coming April 30th ACCIDENTALLY…EVIL?, a brand new e-novella that gives evil Chaam, the God of Male Virility, a chance to tell his side of the story.
Before we find out what happens next to Kinich, Penelope, Cimil, Guy, Niccolo, and the others in BOOK 4, there’s one piece of the puzzle you won’t want to miss…
THE GOD OF MALE VIRILITY HAS NEVER HAD A DATE. . .UNTIL NOW
“Make no mistake, I am not the sort of god who enjoys playing games. When I return, you will tell me everything—who and what you are—then we shall spend the evening making love.”
When Maggie O’Hare hears those words she thinks she’s lost her mind. One minute she was traipsing around the Mayan jungle looking for her father’s excavation site; the next she’s accused of being immortal by a guy who swears he’s a god. And as for the making love part . . . well, the fact that it sounds like a very good idea is a sure sign she’s gone mad. But this guy who calls himself the God of Virility—he’s superhot. And every time he touches her, something crazy happens.
Backlum Chaam has waited seventy thousand years to meet the woman Fate has chosen for him, and now that she’s here, he can’t believe his luck. Maggie is brilliant and gorgeous and everything he could have dreamed of . . . except that she insists she’s human. But Chaam knows that’s impossible—a god could never love a human. And if he seduces one, their passion could have the power to destroy mankind . . .
However, the ruthless deity she’s about to unknowingly unleash on the modern world, might not be so easily extracted from her life. Bottom line, he’s got enemies, and now, so does she.
Approx. 90,000 words.
But Cimil’s brother isn’t your everyday millionaire. In fact, he gives new meaning to the word hot.
Approx. 90,000 words.
Before taking up a permanent residence in the San Francisco Bay Area, Mimi spent time living near NYC (became a shopaholic), in Mexico City (developed a taste for very spicy food), and Arizona (now hates jumping chollas, but pines for sherbet sunsets). Her love of pre-Hispanic culture, big cities, and romance inspires her to write when she’s not busy with kids, hubby, work, and life…or getting sucked into a juicy novel. She hopes that someday leather pants for men will make a big comeback and that her writing might make you laugh when you need it most.
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